Not a parody

nor a cockamamie scheme cooked up for the election by either of the two Big Parties.



I'm not making it up...

"I will not set fire to things..."
I will not make excessive noise late at night.
I will not use abusive language to passersby...
Signed "X" (Thumpy the Yob, certifies before a witness that this is his mark.)

The Home Secretary thinks the reason the "Acceptable Behavior Contracts" aren't working to stem the tide of "feral youth" crime in Britain is that not enough of them have been handed out.

Really.

Not making it up, one bit.