Thursday, May 24, 2007

Kathy Shaidle Murders Star Reporter

Oh. My. GOSH!

I'm thinking that poor little creature just started sizzling, clacking its mandibles together in a weak and pathetic way and then just flipped up on the back of its glossy little carapace with it's spindly legs clawing uselessly at the air.

Kathy is asked why the Charter can't just tell those Catholics to ordain women already. "Why does 5,000 years of religious tradition trump equality rights?"

and gives her the answer at point blank range and both barrels. No phial of Galadriel is necessary.

It's simply self-evident that 5000 year old Christian and Jewish beliefs should automatically trump a shabby, uninspired Trudeaupian document thrown together by a bunch of Marxist and semi-Marxist lawyers back in 1982. Or would be if our culture wasn't the embarrassing, subliterate mess it has become. (Since Islam, Buddhism and all other religions are false, man-made systems, their conformity to the Charter doesn't matter, unless that document can somehow be used to annoy and constrain radical Muslim terrorists, in which case I am all for it.)

Too many godless, stuck-up Frenchmen were involved for the Charter to be anything but a joke. It doesn't even recognize the right to private property, thanks to the interference of Ed Broadbent of the Ash Heap of History Party, to say nothing of rights to even basic self-defence.

(Although miraculously, our robed masters have discovered rights to baby killing and state sanctioned sodomy in this Charter, using their superior morality and mentality! We mere mortals can only prostrate ourselves before such Supreme beings...)


...and keeps going!


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OK, I give. You win the right-wing-crazy-lady blogger award of the week. I bow to your greatness.

1 comment:

DP said...

One of her greatest ever.

Reminds me of those old U.S. Army films taken during nuclear testing out west back in the 1950s.

When the reporter landed, she probably could see Land's End behind her.