Thursday, December 6, 2007
The Dog Rule
In fact, I think I'm going to institute a new rule. Anyone coming to visit me, must bring a dog. Preferably a springer spaniel.
Or any type of spaniel.
I might make it a requirement that they bring two dogs, one of their own and one to leave.
Yes, I think I need a spaniel.
There are lots of them around here, but every time I see one, it seems clear that the person owning it is unwilling to share.
"Hey, lady," I am tempted to yell, "you're not usin' that dog are ye?"
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2 comments:
I've heard that spaniels are among the most messy and stinky in the dog family.
Trust you to say somethng unpleasant.
Very true to form.
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