Thursday, December 6, 2007

The Dog Rule



In fact, I think I'm going to institute a new rule. Anyone coming to visit me, must bring a dog. Preferably a springer spaniel.

Or any type of spaniel.

I might make it a requirement that they bring two dogs, one of their own and one to leave.

Yes, I think I need a spaniel.

There are lots of them around here, but every time I see one, it seems clear that the person owning it is unwilling to share.

"Hey, lady," I am tempted to yell, "you're not usin' that dog are ye?"

2 comments:

Iohannes Carolus Crassus said...

I've heard that spaniels are among the most messy and stinky in the dog family.

Hilary Jane Margaret White said...

Trust you to say somethng unpleasant.

Very true to form.